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Israel has decided not only to stop its offensive which it had been utilizing to protect its citizens, but to give up all rights and claims to the land of Israel. It will hand over all property to the Arabs by Friday at noon. It also plans on nominating the group for the Nobel Peace Prize, citing that Hamas's use of children as human shields was the key to peace since "Hamas knows how much we value life, even theirs. " No word as to where the 6 million Jews will end up living, though Bibi was quoted as saying, "Perhaps we can live alongside the absorbed Palestinian citizens in the other Arab countries."
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